#irritable bowel syndrome – Lavender and Levity

Where’s Whoopsie #17: Two-Ply Christmas Lullaby

Posted on December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 by lavenderandlevity

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me An extra roll of TP. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two bottles of Miralax and an extra roll of TP. On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three gluten-free … Continue reading Where’s Whoopsie #17: Two-Ply Christmas Lullaby →

Where’s Whoopsie #11/Improv #7: Potty Mouth

Posted on April 28, 2018September 15, 2020 by lavenderandlevity

What can I say? It's been a bit of a $h177y week. Trauma guilt (see comments on that post if you want to hear about the new turd that dropped this week) is a dirty job. Dirty jobs call for Dirty Jobs. I've been watching a lot of reality t.v. this week because that's where … Continue reading Where’s Whoopsie #11/Improv #7: Potty Mouth →

1) I’m neurodiverse, chronically ill and a (hopefully vaguely effective) advocate for others. I’ve seen some stuff as a result.

2) I’ll take anyone to task who claims any of the above make anyone else lesser in any way.

3) But – because I’m also an irony magnet – I’m still biologically wired to experience Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria and conditioned from past experiences to feel toxic shame personally that I would never apply globally.

4) If I can’t beat the Bully-in-My-Brain, I can at least learn to laugh at it.

5) Puns are awesome.