Cohen Events

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad Trump might finally be impeached as dictator of this Banana Republic?" I'm berry sorry, everyone. My joke might be a bit green still, but here's hoping the currant hints of corruption while in office from Cohen's testimony do eventually ripen and bear fruit. Trump is … Continue reading Cohen Events

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Engagement Season

Did you hear the news about Mueller and Lady America?! I know a lot of people seem shocked that he popped the question after less than a year, but he seems like he's really committed to this relationship... ... I mean, I heard he even went to Jared! -- Need a recap of anything I'm talking about … Continue reading Engagement Season

Improv #4 (well, sort of): Trumpocalpse

I entered the columnist Nick Kristof's Trump poetry contest. It closed October 8th, and no one has contacted me from the New York Times. Last time he did a poetry contest, he published the winners about a week after the entry date. I'm assuming that means if I had somehow won, I'd know by now. That's … Continue reading Improv #4 (well, sort of): Trumpocalpse